Who would win in a fight?

Subject: Who would win in a fight? Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:51 pm

Who would win in a fight:

Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee?

Subject: Re: Who would win in a fight? Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:51 pm

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: Who would win in a fight? Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:07 am

There is no question. Only lies, who says Bruce Lee could even stand in Chuck Norris' shadow. Chuck Norris could look at Bruce Lee and turn him into an apricot. I quote "Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan."

Reference:
http://www.intelliot.com/blog/2006/03/chuck-norris-jokes/

Subject: Re: Who would win in a fight? Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:08 am

Chuchk norris's item inventory in this game if he had existed in this game:
Bag > pets > petpets >petpetpets > petpet... and so on > bruce lee.

Subject: Re: Who would win in a fight? Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:36 am

hmm interesting if bruce lee were alive today i would probably say him but chuck does have three fist.

Subject: Re: Who would win in a fight? Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:22 pm

YAY ALL FOR CHUCK AND NONE FOR BRUCE!!

Guest

chuck norris of course

Subject: Re: Who would win in a fight? Fri May 01, 2009 6:27 am

chuck norris with 100%

Subject: Re: Who would win in a fight? Fri May 01, 2009 5:04 pm

CHUCK NORRIS>>>>>>>>>bruce lee>>jet li>jaki chan

yay mathmatical references!!! lol!

and of course but who would win jacki chan vs jet li vs bruce lee vs the power of rick roll'z?!?!?!?!?!?!?
who knows?

Subject: Re: Who would win in a fight? Sat May 02, 2009 10:42 pm

It looks like Chuck Norris does in fact rule over all.
Go check out the 2nd post of Aegis' Popup Book in the Lit. Hall for some Chuck Norris jokes.

Subject: Re: Who would win in a fight? Sat May 02, 2009 11:23 pm

Chuck Norris > The Universe.

Subject: Re: Who would win in a fight? Sun May 03, 2009 8:20 am

lol
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Subject: Re: Who would win in a fight? Sun May 03, 2009 9:26 am

That is incredibly weird and disturbing...

Subject: Re: Who would win in a fight? Sun May 03, 2009 6:34 pm

uh what in the name of chuck norris is that.

BTW if you do not answer in a weeks time chuck norris will eat your brain after roundhouse kicking it over 9000 times!!!!

and also chuck norris is like the best thing since sliced bread

and p.s.s people used to say thats the best thing since chuck norris but chuck norris got angry and decided to make sliced bread and now people say thats the best thing since chuck norris!!!

Subject: Re: Who would win in a fight? Mon May 04, 2009 9:01 am

the one and only!

CHUCK NORRIS! He can't lose!

Subject: Re: Who would win in a fight? Mon May 04, 2009 9:26 am

Logan O_O WTH is that

Subject: Re: Who would win in a fight? Mon May 04, 2009 9:33 am

Logan...

thats just deeply disturbing...

i wish chuck norris would roundhouse kick my eyes out so i dont have to look anymore

Subject: Re: Who would win in a fight? Mon May 04, 2009 11:08 am

frozen fighter.............honestly mate you dont want that!!!!

cus it kinda hurts..............alot clown

ur face will end up like that

Subject: Re: Who would win in a fight? Mon May 04, 2009 2:48 pm

Deleted the post, so FF doesn't have to get his eyes roundhouse kicked. xD

Subject: Re: Who would win in a fight? Mon May 04, 2009 6:15 pm

lol, i obviously had them roundhouse kicked out already since i cant see it anymore...

anyways, seriously, steel thanks, that would have hurt A LOT!!!!

Subject: Re: Who would win in a fight? Tue May 05, 2009 10:33 am

Chuck Norris would be the winner......

Hypothetical. Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee come face to face and are ordered to fight to the death.

Bruce Lee's one weakness was his over obsessiveness with showing off his abilities.

The fight starts and Bruce Lee starts jumping around shouting various 'wah yah' and other random nonsense while punching and kicking the air for no apparent reason. All of a sudden he sees a person stood a few feet in front of a chair and cannot resist the urge to show off his all poweful 1 inch punch.

As he prepares to take the punch Chuck Norris has covered the entire distance of the arena and is now running full pelt at Bruce Lee.

Bruce Lee knocks the person over onto the chair with his so called 'master skills' and starts blowing on his fist (like people do with guns after killing someone) and flexing his muscles.

He finally recalls that he is fighting Chuck Norris and turns around to face him. However all he sees is a blur and then everything goes black.

What happened? As Bruce turned The Norrisnator did a full powered roundhouse kick to his head which took it clean off.

Chuck Norris then turns to the camera with a look of sadness in his eyes.

'A great warrior once said to me....

he pauses

'Nah forget it' and punches the camera so the screen goes black.

Or something like that.......XD

Subject: Re: Who would win in a fight? Tue May 05, 2009 11:30 am

Wandering Guardian wrote:: Chuck Norris would be the winner......

Hypothetical. Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee come face to face and are ordered to fight to the death.

Bruce Lee's one weakness was his over obsessiveness with showing off his abilities.

The fight starts and Bruce Lee starts jumping around shouting various 'wah yah' and other random nonsense while punching and kicking the air for no apparent reason. All of a sudden he sees a person stood a few feet in front of a chair and cannot resist the urge to show off his all poweful 1 inch punch.

As he prepares to take the punch Chuck Norris has covered the entire distance of the arena and is now running full pelt at Bruce Lee.

Bruce Lee knocks the person over onto the chair with his so called 'master skills' and starts blowing on his fist (like people do with guns after killing someone) and flexing his muscles.

He finally recalls that he is fighting Chuck Norris and turns around to face him. However all he sees is a blur and then everything goes black.

What happened? As Bruce turned The Norrisnator did a full powered roundhouse kick to his head which took it clean off.

Chuck Norris then turns to the camera with a look of sadness in his eyes.

'A great warrior once said to me....

he pauses

'Nah forget it' and punches the camera so the screen goes black.

Or something like that.......XD

Gotta admit chuck did get pwned in way of the dragon against Bruce thats why i said if bruce were still alive he would probably win cause bruce would be able to perfect the skill that allowed him to beat chuck in WOTD

Subject: Re: Who would win in a fight? Sat May 09, 2009 9:44 am

Did you guys ever hear of Mortal Kombat?
Well that "thing" was a still of the advert for SakuraCon 09 and was made a meme by force.
Girugamesh is a great character but not the best :p

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