I love being smarter than ppl lol

OK so i'm standing in yulgar just minding my business when some random (possibly racist) noob sends me a PM that ignites one of the funniest conversations ever

few notes

*i'm wearing my mariachi armor with the Kung Lao hat look*
*also don't know what gave this guy the impression that i was an illegal Mexican but yea*

anyway here's how the conversation goes down

Noob: Hey chico wats up
Me: Sup
Noob: Not much you?
Me: Bored
Noob: Nice hat were did you get it a black market in mexico
Me:........um no its from the upgrade shop
Noob: Oh cool
*Few minutes go by*
Noob: Hey btw are you legal do you have your green card
Me: .............no wtf i'm American
Noob: Do you even know what a green card is
Me: dude that's not funny why are you bugging me with this stupidity
Noob: Because you keep sending me messages
Me: actually i keep sending you messages because you keep sending me messages and nobody is giving you the attention your craving and Ive got nothing better to do so what exactly did you want
Noob: Craving attention? your wearing a big black sombrero and your saying im craving attention?
Me: Actually i'm not craving anyone's attention if i really wanted everyone's attention i would wear something else
Noob: Ya right noob

*He leaves*

Normally i would let it go at this point but a level 6 noob called me a noob so i had to put him in his place.

Noob: Now
Me: I see you haven't gotten your fill of the attention you think you deserve what do you want
Noob: Shut up i don't crave anyone's attention
Me: so why are you still sending me messages
Noob: sooo
Me: You should go make some friends instead of bugging me with pointless messages
Noob: I do have friends on and offline
Me: So go bug them with you pointless messages
Noob: What makes you think they're online
Me: You must only have like like three friends then cause i have a full list with ppl online right now
Noob: So.......
Me: You must've had something important you wanted to ask me about for you to still be bugging me
Noob: Fine ill stop when you stop
Me: OK fine just stop sending me these annoying messages
Noob: I will just stop sending me messages
Me: You obviously have something you want to talk about still cause your still sending me pointless messages if you really want me to stop sending you messages then stop sending me ones to reply to noob.

*No response*

LOL i love being smart

lolololololol i had a conversation with a lvl 3 and it went something like this.....


noob: hey pplz of the world i need to kill the warlord
me: ok but we need more people
noob: wtf why are you avoiding me
me: um im not..... im looking for people
noob: why??? we can beat him
me: how exactly do you think we can do that
noob: well im lvl 25 and you are 15 so we should beat him
me: um how are you lvl 25 you are lvl 3???
noob: why are you being racist?
me: what the hell are you on
me: how have i been racist?
noob: im gunna go and tell a mod
me: do you even know any mods?
noob: yeah im best m8s with dan, hes in da crew.
me: ok im leaving i can not cope with this stupidity, jeez im not even that bad
noob: im gunna report u for ur racism and for callin me stupid
noob: and you hacked that armor (i was wearing pheonix)
me: ok lets get this straight, ihavent made any racist comments, hacked a armor and who the hell is dan???

the lvl 3 leaves for yulgar
i got angry because he wouldnt listen so i followed him llololololol
beware funny stuff about to happen

noob: leave me alone you racist
noob2: whos a racist?
noob: draconor hes followin me and callin me stuff
me: no im not, you made that up
noob2: i h8 racists you bas tard
me: ok i havent made any comments on him and do you know a mod named dan?
noob: whos dan?
me: you told me you were gunna report me to dan and he was in your crew.
noob2: leave him alone u give white people a bad name.
noob: ye leave me alone or i will report you for being racist
noob2: i am gunna report you to so you eill get banned for being racist
me:lololololol my dads black my mums white and my best freind is jamaian and im racist!!! lolololol
noob: thats it u racist. im gunna report u.
me: you do know they can check the last messages you made.(me pretending at this point to scare noob lol)
noob: yeah well im feelin nice today so im not. (noob logs out)
noob2: c what a nice guy he was not reportin u
me: lololol nice guy he lied over me trying to help him
noob2: well no one else has commented so im gunna leave it to
guy1: well to be fair he hasnt made any racist comments
me: thank you a guy who talks normally and actually listens

noob2 leaves whilst i laugh so bad and continue with my gaming day. man i love this

The intelligence or immaturity of the ppl in this game is amazing sometimes lol your better than me i wouldve probably said something worse than what you were probably thinking in that situation lol

wow these are kinda funny id be howling if this happened to me every day so i get to insult people who shouldn't play online games

some ppl have nothing better to do then demoralize themselves

Lolz, I love noobs (no matter how annoyin)
They're fun to talk to.

I do have to say though, this game has a VERY friendly community.
Just recenetly I went onto Runescape just to see what's changed and these are a couple of things I came across:

*I start mining some coal
*A guy enters
Guy: Dude! Get away from my coal! Why are you mining noob!
*I leave...
*I chopping some wood
*A guy enters
Guy: WC lvl?
Me: 65
Guy: haha noob, why don't you just go chop some oaks?
*I go to chop some willow trees
*Lotza people there
Me: Hey, have you ever noticed that rs seems to have the least friendly communtiy out of any game you've ver played (to no one in particular)
Noob: Why you acting like you know everything about this game?! Stop talking you noob!
Me: ? I was just wondering what anyone's thought were about my question.
Noob: Dude! STOP TALKING AND CHOP!
Me: You're only furthering my point
Noob: No I'm not! I'm saying you know nothing about this game!
*Goes on like that for a while until eventually...
Everyone chopping willows: DUDE! STOP TALKING AND COP; BE QUIET; WHY ARE YOU HERE YOU NOOB; STOP ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING; etc...
Me: O.o
*I get scared and run.
*That was the first time I ever saw an actual MOB in Runescape

That why i will always and forever hate runescape the graphics are bad enough now youve got ppl that are just unnecessarily rude that sux lol

Protip: He trolled you,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)

Haha, Runescape is so terrible, most good people there just hack/bot it and everyone is an idiot. + Who wants to play a game where all you do is chop wood/mine coal/whatever.

Play WoW! >.>